A Day With My Period.
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WAKE UP ASSHOLE, ITS 6 a.m. AND YOU GOT CRAMPS.
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period:
How 'bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
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period:
How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
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Text from boyfriend saying "hi". Instantly. horny.
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Find a chocolate chip cookie as big as a house and eat it.
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period:
Oh, you wanted to be productive? But you're still sooo horny...
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period:
Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
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period:
For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Snikers.
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period:
Breeze blows by. Girl boners, girl boners.
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period:
You didn't happen to like those brand new underwear... did u?
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period:
Yell at a puppy or two.
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Close eyes and repeat tomorrow.